15 Year Old Owns a iPhone

[magicjames92]

Check out this conversation i had on ichat with my friend (internet friend)

its amazing th hype over the iphone
id rather have a new ipod video come out.
lol i got one
how
my bro works for apple
directly below jobbs
i dont believe u prove it
hmm... lemme see
tryin to figure out how
u got a pic of urself with it
can't give u a pic, cuz my bro will get in trouble
not photoshopped
o
does it work without a phone service
yeah
it has wifi
until its released i'm using it for web wherever i go and pics
the camera is pretty damn good for a phone
1. ill buy it from u
2. wats ur bros name
899
wats ur name and ur bros
slow to respond
hello?

He said his bro was jonathan ive

 

[ISMPlus]

I don't believe it...

 

[PoitNarf]

He said his bro was jonathan ive

And Steve Jobs is my long lost 1/2 brother.

I really hope I don't need to deal with too many kids on launch day...

 

[atszyman]

He said his bro was jonathan ive

And Woz is my father... yeah, right.

If you're going to claim a relation at Apple don't pick one of the 3 most well known names in the company. We don't have access to the whole employee roster. I could tell you that my buddy Graham Williamson works for Apple and got me an iPhone and it would sound more legitimate.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I'd take what he's saying with an incredibly large pinch of salt if I were you. Is your friend English, perchance?

 

[psycoswimmer]

He said his bro was jonathan ive

 

[magicjames92]

i didnt make this up. if anyone did he did. but i still mght believe him. hes crazy rich. ill see soon.

 

[atszyman]

i didnt make this up. if anyone did he did. but i still mght believe him. hes crazy rich. ill see soon.

I don't think anyone is accusing you of fabricating the story. We're all accusing the guy on the other end of the fabrication.

As asked before is he British? Cause Jonathan Ive is.

 

[0098386]

He said his bro was jonathan ive

I did a real life LOL at that, well executed OP

 

[bartelby]

Hey, I don't have a brother!

 

[magicjames92]

i dont think he is he said they have the same mom, different dad or something

 

[puckhead193]

And Woz is my father.

get out of here.... he's my dad too, are you my long lost brother that he's been telling me about...

 

[atszyman]

And Woz is my father... yeah, right.

If you're going to claim a relation at Apple don't pick one of the 3 most well known names in the company. We don't have access to the whole employee roster. I could tell you that my buddy Graham Williamson works for Apple and got me an iPhone and it would sound more legitimate.

Funny you should mention that. I am Steve Wozniak's love child from the 70's.

In case you were wondering, I did inherit his large genitalia.

Brother?

I've heard of you but never thought we'd meet....

 

[johnzoidberg]

I could tell you that my buddy Graham Williamson works for Apple and got me an iPhone and it would sound more legitimate.

Great, now you got Graham fired.

 

[elg23]

dude... your claiming hes your friend???? yet, you didnt know his brother was ive?!?! yeaaaaaa... sure.. sounds reallllll

 

[puckhead193]

I'm tellin' you guys, it's the legendary genitals. God knows how many of us spawns there are.

i haven't spoken to him in at least 20 years...you think you could give him my number so we can chat and catch up on things

 

[magicjames92]

everyone here is so mature

 

[mkrishnan]

It's only a matter of time until aricher posts his famous image in this thread.

 

[BuzWeaver]

Kids say the darnedest things.

 

[zap2]

i didnt make this up.

Don't think you did...if you did, your a bad lier. You could make up a MUCH better story then this

if anyone did he did. but i still mght believe him. hes crazy rich.

Being rich, doesn't really help you, when you can't buy the iPhone. Does it?

. ill see soon.

Make sure you get lots of pictures...maybe a vidoes? Make sure we can see your name!

 

[magicjames92]

dude... your claiming hes your friend???? yet, you didnt know his brother was ive?!?! yeaaaaaa... sure.. sounds reallllll

did i not say "INTERNET FRIEND"

 

[magicjames92]

Don't think you did...if you did, your a bad lier. You could make up a MUCH better story then this



Being rich, doesn't really help you, when you can't buy the iPhone. Does it?

ya it was just one of those things. i dunno.

Make sure you get lots of pictures...maybe a vidoes? Make sure we can see your name!

ill do my best

See above

 

[jialuolu]

Jonathan Ive is like 40. Pretty doubtful he has a 15 year old brother.

 

[fishkorp]

Ive has an American brother who's 25 years younger then he is?

 

[zap2]

See above

What? What are you talking about? Nothing you've posted answer those questions.