18 000 COOL JOKES is out!!!

[cramzy]

Hi guys,

Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? Now, there's an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh.
And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on

18 000 Cool Jokes is the only app that puts so many jokes on your iDevice and in your pocket!
There are thousands of funny jokes for every taste!

The features you'll find are:
• 18 000 jokes
• 48 categories
• Specify what jokes you'd like to see- short, long or medium in length
• Favorites section, to store the jokes you really loved
• Shake detection for random joke
• Gorgeous colorful graphics
• Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice
• Send a joke via e-mail, to share the fun with your friends

Have fun!

Get it now from the AppStore for just 0.99$.

For more info, please visit: www.cramzy.com

Best Regards,
Iliya Yordanov

 

[iphones4evry1]

Awesome. If it really is what it promises, this will be awesome. It would be fun to just be able to laugh and laugh whenever I am sitting around bored and decide to fool around with my iPhone. Cool deal.

 

[pmbooks]

No joke, Iliya, I think you just posted SPAM.

 

[bakerster]

omfg yessssss

 

[pooryou]

I love how Apple lets all these apps on the app store with no regard to copyright infringement whatsoever.

 

[GfPQqmcRKUvP]

Are there any jokes that have some profanity or more mature topics?

I don't want all G-rated stuff.

 

[cramzy]

Hey guys,

Sorry for not replying earlier. For some reason, I did not receive e-mail notification that there were replies here.
Anyway... on your questions- the app is rated 17+, which means yes- there are some adult jokes. But they are not the majority of jokes.

Anyway, here is one joke that I like:
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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten
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If you want guys, I can post more...

By the way, 18 000 COOL JOKES is now on #90 in Top Paid Entertainment apps. We have the ambition to do this app the ultimate jokes app, with rich functionality and eventually more jokes THANK YOU for your support! It means the world to us!

Cheers,
Iliya

 

[dukebound85]

i hate these app anouncement threads that make it seem as if the app has been so highly anticipated..........

just sayin

 

[cramzy]

i hate these app anouncement threads that make it seem as if the app has been so highly anticipated..........

just sayin

Hey there,

I don't say it was much anticipated, but still- it's a good app. In fact if you want jokes- I think it's the best app.

And one more thing- it's really difficult for small developers, like us (compared to ngmoco, gameloft etc...) to grab media attention, so I try to do anything I can to get expose for our products. I am sorry if it offends anyone.

Cheers,
Iliya

 

[cramzy]

**** Planned Updates Information ****
VER 1.1 - coming very soon
• Ability to quickly share a joke via Twitter and Facebook (+ Email)
• Over 2000 jokes were re-organized to fit categories more accurately
• Fixed many spelling mistakes
• Chuck Norris jokes
• SAP jokes

VER 1.2
• Swipe gesture to navigate to next and previous joke
• Rate jokes
• See best rated jokes
• More spelling mistakes to be fixed

VER 1.3
• SURPRISE
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