A man buying an M1 Mac asked
“Which Apple to get for my lap?
Is the Max not for pros?
Are the Pros not the max?
Boy, this naming scheme’s wack!”
The salesman said back, “Just relax;
Apple packed a whole lot in these Macs –
headphone jacks are high-load,
with mics better than Røde,
and they have excellent DACs!
Did I mention one-hundred watt batts,
to which MagSafe adapters attach?
Plus, fast engines decode,
and there’s high-power mode,
which offers performance unmatched!
And when you make Photoshop masks,
the graphics are just off the graphs –
dazzling ratios
in a notebook, I know,
not to mention the nits and contrast!
Now the climax is far darker blacks
that show up in HDR apps,
the displays are ProMo
so they adapt high and low,
now you owe six kilos, plus tax.”
“Which Apple to get for my lap?
Is the Max not for pros?
Are the Pros not the max?
Boy, this naming scheme’s wack!”
The salesman said back, “Just relax;
Apple packed a whole lot in these Macs –
headphone jacks are high-load,
with mics better than Røde,
and they have excellent DACs!
Did I mention one-hundred watt batts,
to which MagSafe adapters attach?
Plus, fast engines decode,
and there’s high-power mode,
which offers performance unmatched!
And when you make Photoshop masks,
the graphics are just off the graphs –
dazzling ratios
in a notebook, I know,
not to mention the nits and contrast!
Now the climax is far darker blacks
that show up in HDR apps,
the displays are ProMo
so they adapt high and low,
now you owe six kilos, plus tax.”
