Don't you just love useful replies?
Listen, folks - if you have enough time to respond with something stupid and smarmy because you think it's funny, then you have enough time to actually answer the question and maybe help somebody out. Technology forums in general already suffer from a bad reputation because the geeks who patrol them are such Nazis about helping people out - which is the reason the forum exists in the first place.
I'm not one of these "I'd like to teach the world to sing..." (you're humming the Coke commercial now, aren't you?) kind of people, but come on - we're all here because we share a common interest. Just because you were the geek who got bullied in high school doesn't mean you have to take out your frustrations on the rest of us.