I'm adding to an old thread...'cause I'm that guy.
I recently tried to sell an iPhone on eBay and to paraphrase Steve Jobs: eBay is a bag of hurt.
Below is a story in email form. I will preface the story with: I listed a 128GB iPhone7 with a $274 starting bid and a $335 buy-it-now price.
So, our story begins:
The phone sold at the last moment with a flurry of bids. The last 3 over $900 (for a $335 buy-it-now iPhone).
The winning bid was $999! Yay! <I'm in the money! I'm in the money!>
Needless to say I was
immediately skeptical. Let's just chalk that up to my natural pessimism because the next morning
I got great news!
The buyer had sent me money!
The full $999 PLUS $110 to ship the phone. Quick, fast and in a hurry!
But something doesn't quite seem right. The buyer is a Br**** ****ne in Massachusetts (I checked the eBay profile which is curiously gone now) but the phone should be shipped to a De***** *****ne in Missouri. I guess it must be a very generous gift.
Because another email is waiting with more great news!
Br**** emailed with an exhortation that s/he was overpaying for shipping because the phone 'to be receive before on Saturday evening'. Of course. I'll just look up 'before on Saturday evening' on my calendar.
Or maybe I should just get a priority mail box and make sure Br**** is not disappointed.
I don't want a bad eBay review.
But wait: there are a couple of problems. First Br**** paid for a 32GB Verizon iPhone 7 Plus but
I only have a 128GB Unlocked Jet Black iPhone 7. Maybe I should reach out to clear that up? But then I notice
another problem. Br***** only paid $418.75!
Where's the rest of my $$ Br***?
But before I could dash off a testy email, another email arrived with comforting news.
The full $1,109.00 had been received by PayPal. And for the correct iPhone. I guess Br***** was just confused and sent me the wrong confirmation.
She must be buying a lot of phones to get confused about that!
After taking a moment and having an early-morning cocktail (it was that kind of morning) I decided something might be fishy.
I mean PayPal says money has been received but it won't show up in my account due to a new eBay policy.
I thought eBay and PayPal were different companies now. And why is eBay Europe (remember I'm in Manhattan) sending me email? And why are they sending email for PayPal?
Maybe I should check with eBay.
What do y'all think?
Now, kids, this is where the Monty-Python-level silliness starts.
I contacted eBay by phone (oddly using an iPhone) and after holding for about 25 or so minutes a very kind young man confirmed that perhaps -- just perhaps -- something might not be completely above-board about the transaction. He did think that a bid of almost $1000 for a $335 phone seemed suspicious.
Excited by his keen perception I asked if he could just cancel the transaction and I would relist the phone. His recommendation was that I send a payment reminder. Yep. That's what he recommended not 30 seconds after stating that something seemed amiss.
Just ask the criminal for the money. You never know they might pay.
Long story short (too late right?) I sent the payment reminder (why not?) and waited until that evening before deciding to share what was going on with eBay. I dug around in the labyrinth of a website and finally found a way to send a note of concern.
So I sent them a note outlining my concern and they
immediately thanked me for it. So nice.
3 days later I got a WARNING from eBay about attempting to do sell outside eBay!
I got the warning.
Not the guy/gal who's been trying to scam me out of a phone!
I'm the bad guy!
I knew then I was done with eBay forever.
TL;DR: eBay is useless. It's way worse than Craigslist. And, yes I got $350 cash from an odd fellow from Craigslist who insisted on pairing with his old phone and beginning the migration before he would give me $$. But he didn't ask me to ship it to Missouri first.
UPDATE
Got my account closure email from eBay this afternoon. Again, since this is a story in email...
Just thought I'd wrap this up. For the hell of it, I contacted as many people that he bought from that eBay would allow. Every single one told me he did they same thing to me (some of them paid him.) I had every single one contact eBay. So hopefully that is the end of that.