Ummm, if you are just using this as an excuse to go camping with ebay turds and apple geeks, then, well, there's no alternative....sorry....
You can camp out if you want, just make sure to bring along:
5-10 miniDV tapes
a real miniDV camcorder
4 batteries
and last but not least:
Homelessguy materials! See if you can record your night as a homeless guy living in front of the apple store in French Canada! (hated that place btw...)
If it turns out that nothing was really introduced....you still have your dv tapes of you being a homeless guy!
PS:
Things to say as a homeless guy while decidedly wasted:
Come're mannnnn....LEMME YELL ATCHO FACE!
Or if someone says something in french to you or around you (or if you just feel like talking) go: There is no trashcan....
or
I LOVEZ MAH BUCKET!