apple is full of diabolical geniuses

[mrmacdude]

The higher end 15" MBP is not 500 dollars better, but I absolutely NEED more vram on the memory card.

I'd much rather spend that 500 on an external monitor or something. Darn.

 

[rdowns]

Sales and marketing. No one else works unless we do our jobs well.

 

[Gymnut]

I can attest to that having witnessed the Geniuses laughing diabolically in the storeroom when the door was ajar. "Muhahaha!!" They were wringing their hands whilst engaging in laughter.