apple makes iphone already obsolete:

[cyberone]

this just in from a very reliable source:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/apple_hard_at_work_making

 

[crazzyeddie]

Just for anyone who doesn't pick up on this... its the Onion and therefore meant to be comedic.

 

[bearbo]

i somehow don't believe this. at all.

CUPERTINO, CA—Only a month after the much-heralded announcement of the iPhone, Apple CEO Steve Jobs confirmed that his engineers were already working around-the-clock on the touchscreen smartphone's far-superior replacement. "We looked at [the iPhone's] innovative user interface, the paradigm-shifting voicemail, the best-in-class mobile browser, and we realized we could make all that seem ridiculously outdated by the time the product becomes available to customers in June," said Jobs, who described the project as "Apple reinventing the iPhone." "When the second-generation iPhone comes out this fall, we want iPhone users to feel not just jealous, but downright foolish for owning such laughably primitive technology." Jobs also hinted that the second iPhone device would not be compatible with existing Mac computers, third-party peripherals, or any future Apple products.

 

[applemacdude]

i somehow don't believe this. at all.

its the onion..

 

[0007776]

Just for anyone who doesn't pick up on this... its the Onion and therefore meant to be comedic.

i somehow don't believe this. at all.

I'm sure you noticed this after you posted, but incase you didn't it is not supposed to be true.

 

[smueboy]

LOL

The Onion is always good value.

 

[buymeaniphone]

I think this line pretty much gives away its validity.

"The second iPhone device would not be compatible with existing Mac computers, third-party peripherals, or any future Apple products."

 

[gauchogolfer]

I think this line pretty much gives away its validity.

"The second iPhone device would not be compatible with existing Mac computers, third-party peripherals, or any future Apple products."

Actually, it starts even earlier than that. It starts at www.THEONION.com

Satire, people.

 

[0007776]

Actually, it starts even earlier than that. It starts at www.THEONION.com

Satire, people.

I find it funny that people actually think that it is claiming to be true.

 

[The Stig]

when will apple just with a iphone into my brain! I want that! My mind would work so much better running OS X.

The Stig

 

[Abstract]

I find it funny that people actually think that it is claiming to be true.

Some people don't generally get that type of humour. We call these people "Americans."


But seriously, some people don't understand this sort of humour.

 

[Stampyhead]

Some people don't generally get that type of humour. We call these people "Americans."

Ha ha, good one. It's funny because it's true...

 

[gkarris]

Some people don't generally get that type of humour. We call these people "Americans."


But seriously, some people don't understand this sort of humour.

It's spelled, "humor"...

 

[iShak]

hahahaha ..

'we realized we could make all that seem ridiculously outdated by the time the product becomes available to customers in June'

and yes you are not supposed to take theonion seriously ..