Apple Witticisms

[akm3]

Anyone have any good Mac witticisms such as:

"Mac users swear by their computers, windows users swear AT their computers"

 

[Doctor Q]

The one that made me laugh the most was actually anti-Apple.

Macintosh stands for Mostly always crashes. If not the OS hangs. ​

 

[maldoblaz]

The one that I always use...

 

[maflynn]

iMac there for I am has always brought a smile to my face.

 

[rdowns]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

 

[chrismacguy]

MAC, well that stands for Most Awfully Cool. (You can tell Im british xD)

 

[niuniu]

 

[KingYaba]

It just works.

 

[localoid]

“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (George Bernard Shaw)

 

[belvdr]

<snip>

What are you talking about?

 

[Winni]

It just works.

Except for when it doesn't. (Which is awfully often, by the way.)

 

[maflynn]

Except for when it doesn't. (Which is awfully often, by the way.)

For windows yeah. For the Mac, no. I find that it does work and work better too.

 

[MacsRgr8]

LOL!! Brilliant