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ipaqrat

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Yorkies... Why'd it have to be Yorkies?
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Growing up, my folks invested a lot of good effort and good times into rescuing mistreated and abandoned animals. One day, they brought home a pure-bred Yorkie "brood mare" from a puppy mill. It had lost all its teeth, so mom would make it baby food of boiled rice and raw beef paste. And it could only walk in a 2 foot circle - the size of cage she's lived in all it's life (and she was middle aged). She hated discernibly male humans (like her captors, no doubt). So I'd come home from school, and she'd attack! She come spiraling across the floor, snarling and yipping, hair flying, eyes maniacal, tongue flapping out the side of her teensy mouth. We called her Taz because of that. It was no harm to let her catch you... then she'd get tired, let go of your pant cuff, and spiral away, back to her little nest, like, "And don't come back!"
 
I for one would like to see a definitive list of these breeds, there are certain forum ranks that are only active for 5 posts!

I've seen a Greyhound which is like 70,000 posts (maybe, not sure) and all the mods are Paw Patrol 😅

I'm proud to be a Beagle though, perhaps I'll rename myself Porthos

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I thought I earned a new rank, I guess that is the prank huh? This actually made me look up a list of all macrumors ranks lol.
 
I for one would like to see a definitive list of these breeds, there are certain forum ranks that are only active for 5 posts!

I've seen a Greyhound which is like 70,000 posts (maybe, not sure) and all the mods are Paw Patrol 😅

In that same User Rank thread linked above, Westmere didn't get one ... unless this is a breed I'm unfamiliar with.

I'm proud to be a Beagle though, perhaps I'll rename myself Porthos

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As far as I know, (or remember), Haswell is anything over 64,000 posts, - or, is it 65,000? - and there are, at the moment, all of two of us who fall into that category.

How many forum members are currently at Westmere? If there are none, perhaps the rank did not acquire a canine descriptor for today.

For example, there are currently only two of us currently dwelling at Haswell, (@maflynn and I), and but one (@Apple fanboy) is to be found at the designation of Ivy Bridge.
 
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As far as I know, (or remember), Haswell is anything over 64,000 posts, - or, is it 65,000? - and there are, at the moment, all of two of us who fall into that category.

How many forum members are currently at Westmere? If there are none, perhaps the rank did not acquire a canine descriptor for today.

For example, there are currently only two of us currently dwelling at Haswell, (@maflynn and I), and but one (@Apple fanboy) is to be found at the designation of Ivy Bridge.

So you're telling me if I spam ~63,000 posts today, I can be a Greyhound too?

Either that of I'll be Sent to the Pound by the Paw Patrol ...
 
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