Are these news true?

[jpcanaverde]

Are these true?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ceo-tim-cook-im-thinking-printers,21207/

I don't know if the website is trustworthy. I saw it on Gizmodo, and couldn't believe it.

If this is true, Apple is dead.

 

[Peace]

Is this a "joke" ?

 

[stridemat]

I wouldn't trust anything posted on the onion.

 

[MacDawg]

Its The Onion... don't worry

 

[soco]

I heard The Onion was the first source to break the story about Hurricane Irene.

Right?

 

[LostSoul80]

I don't think that's true. Don't worry.

 

[mkrishnan]

I heard Apple will also change its name to Sabre. However, whether this is pronounced "Saab-ray" or "say-ber" is yet to be seen.

 

[soco]

I heard Apple will also change its name to Sabre. However, whether this is pronounced "Saab-ray" or "say-ber" is yet to be seen.

I don't mean to be "that guy" but, I think it's "Saab-ruh".

 

[anjinha]

No.

 

[spillproof]

He is right, though. The future is in printers. 3D printers that can print live organs and tissue for animals.

 

[soco]

He is right, though. The future is in printers. 3D printers that can print live organs and tissue for animals.

See, it's people like you that keeps progress at a standstill.

Cupcakes, duh.

 

[Hellhammer]

He is right, though. The future is in printers. 3D printers that can print live organs and tissue for animals.

Do you have a link for these? You never know when you need a new liver and I wouldn't mind some plug&play muscle either.

 

[Peace]

To the OP. I'm not sure if you are serious in your inquiry or not but know that theonion had been a satire website for many years. That's what they do. Satire.

 

[Mousse]

I heard Apple will also change its name to Sabre. However, whether this is pronounced "Saab-ray" or "say-ber" is yet to be seen.

That's great. In their lighter products, they can drop the Air and replace it with Light.

 

[ChazUK]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 2.3.4; en-gb; Nexus S Build/GRJ22) AppleWebKit/533.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile Safari/533.1)

MacBook Wheel or GTFO. Printers afterwards.....

 

[r1ch4rd]

Reminds me of this website -- http://literallyunbelievable.org/

 

[InuNacho]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 2.3.4; en-gb; Nexus S Build/GRJ22) AppleWebKit/533.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile Safari/533.1)

MacBook Wheel or GTFO. Printers afterwards.....

Wouldn't mind using the Wheel with my iHand.

 

[rdowns]

Don't listen to the doubters. Remember Cook said Apple would have a product transition this quarter? Printers baby! Apple LaserWriters rise again!

 

[benthewraith]

He is right, though. The future is in printers. 3D printers that can print live organs and tissue for animals.

So what you're saying is... eventually I would be able to download a car? **** yes.

 

[Peace]

Don't listen to the doubters. Remember Cook said Apple would have a product transition this quarter? Printers baby! Apple LaserWriters rise again!

Whatchu talkin about willis ? The product transition just happened . They went from the iSteve to the iCook


too soon ?

 

[mkrishnan]

I don't mean to be "that guy" but, I think it's "Saab-ruh".

It's a reference to the Office, sorry.

 

[andrewlgm]

nope it's the onion...

 

[roadbloc]

Don't listen to these ignorant posters OP. It's people like you and me who believe in the Onion News Network who are in the right. People are in denial that Onion expose nothing but unbiased truth and they need as much support as they can get.

Don't be another mindless drone who believes in the mainstream news stations! Keep the faith! Also donate £100 to my PayPal account so that we can help Onion and their followers live long and prosper!

 

[jpcanaverde]

LOL. Thanks for the answers. Didn't know that it was a satiric website. I saw it on Gizmodo, but it seemed fake.

Now I know it was a joke LOL.

 

[AdrianK]

LOL. Thanks for the answers. Didn't know that it was a satiric website. I saw it on Gizmodo, but it seemed fake.

Now I know it was a joke LOL.

They have some good content btw, such as the MacBook Wheel video.