Getting it On with Arnold
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The gubernatorial candidate says hell have group sex with the entire state
Sept. 2 _After refusing to answer questions about a 1977 interview in Oui magazine in which he admitted to having group sex, California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger reversed course today, promising to have sex with the entire state of California if he is elected.
INSTEAD OF ending a speech in Fresno with one of his oft-used catchphrasesHasta la vista, baby or Ill be backMr. Schwarzenegger closed his address by saying, California: Im going to sex you up.
Schwarzeneggers new emphasis on group sex may reflect a failure of the former action heros anti-tax message to gain traction with California voters.
But the shift in focus may also be a calculated attempt on the part of the Schwarzenegger team to halt the surge of porn star Mary Carey in the gubernatorial polls.
While Ms. Carey has not offered to have sex with the entire state as part of her campaign for Californias highest office, Mr. Schwarzeneggers advisors have been steadily urging him to outflank the porn star on the group sex issue.
In addition to crisscrossing the state to spread his group sex message, between now and Election Day Mr. Schwarzenegger is expected to sharpen his appeal to a key segment of California voters: idiots.
Recent polls show Mr. Schwarzenegger leading, albeit by a slim margin, among Californias idiots, many of whom also support pundit Arianna Huffington and former sitcom star Gary Coleman.
If past California elections are any guide, idiots will decide this race, an aide to Mr. Schwarzenegger said today.