Ashton Kutcher makes Steve Jobs turn in his grave

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During Lenovo's Yoga 2 Pro Keynote, Ashton Kutcher seemingly assumed the identity of the late Steve Jobs and proceeded to belligerently shapeshift into every single Apple exec who has had a gimmicky catch phrase during the last ten years.

I don't actually know how Ashton Kutcher got to where he got after watching the keynote. I would have never guessed he acted a single day in his life. Inappropriate tone and body language, seemingly disconnected and confused during transitions between the other presenter, and again just painfully obvious he was trying to copy an Apple keynote.

By far the biggest blunder is using the terms "three X" and "two X" to represent performance gains instead of "three times" and "two times" when you are trying to appeal to a mass audience such as that which the product was designed for.

I hope Ashton Kutcher never works another day in tech.

 

[Chefelvis]

He ruined my favorite show, two and a half men.

 

[mattopotamus]

He ruined my favorite show, two and a half men.

there is a reason it is ending this season.

 

[Switchback666]

But turn into what?

 

[Savor]

I don't actually know how Ashton Kutcher got to where he got after watching the keynote. I would have never guessed he acted a single day in his life.

Understatement of the year.

Kutcher has made a living "acting" like Michael Kelso (That 70's Show) and his MTV Punk'd persona in nearly all of his TV and movie work. His biggest personal accomplishment was marrying Demi Moore and getting to 1M followers fast on Twitter. After he cheated on Demi and went through the divorce, his "acting" career went to a downward spiral. Steve Jobs was already turning in his grave once Kutcher portrayed him in last year's Jobs film. Very uninspiring. I was waiting for Ashton to say, "Dude, where's my car?" Unfortunate because Kutcher does look more like a young Steve Jobs than Noah Wyle. But Noah Wyle could look more like The Woz or Steve Ballmer and still could've portrayed a more accurate Steve Jobs than Ashton Kutcher could ever do.

 

[Switchback666]

Understatement of the year.



Kutcher has made a living "acting" like Michael Kelso (That 70's Show) and his MTV Punk'd persona in nearly all of his TV and movie work. His biggest personal accomplishment was marrying Demi Moore and getting to 1M followers fast on Twitter. After he cheated on Demi and went through the divorce, his "acting" career went to a downward spiral. Steve Jobs was already turning in his grave once Kutcher portrayed him in last year's Jobs film. Very uninspiring. I was waiting for Ashton to say, "Dude, where's my car?" Unfortunate because Kutcher does look more like a young Steve Jobs than Noah Wyle. But Noah Wyle could look more like The Woz or Steve Ballmer and still could've portrayed a more accurate Steve Jobs than Ashton Kutcher could ever do.

One thing that bothered was the way he walked on the movie, very disturbing imo.

 

[ecrispy]

He made only one good movie, 'The Butterfly Effect', only because his character was supposed to be clueless and confused throughout the movie which suited him just fine.

 

[spinedoc77]

During Lenovo's Yoga 2 Pro Keynote, Ashton Kutcher seemingly assumed the identity of the late Steve Jobs and proceeded to belligerently shapeshift into every single Apple exec who has had a gimmicky catch phrase during the last ten years.

I don't actually know how Ashton Kutcher got to where he got after watching the keynote. I would have never guessed he acted a single day in his life. Inappropriate tone and body language, seemingly disconnected and confused during transitions between the other presenter, and again just painfully obvious he was trying to copy an Apple keynote.

By far the biggest blunder is using the terms "three X" and "two X" to represent performance gains instead of "three times" and "two times" when you are trying to appeal to a mass audience such as that which the product was designed for.

I hope Ashton Kutcher never works another day in tech.

Is there a youtube video of this or something? I think I'd enjoy seeing it.

 

[Vegastouch]

He ruined my favorite show, two and a half men.

Chuck Lorre did that. Its my favorite show as well but it was Lorre who fired Sheen.
As for Kutcher.....i dont give a hoot that he works for Lenovo. He is just giving ideas....and well, i guess he is doing their keynote that i did not see......but Their keynotes dont mean diddly to me. If their products are good, ill buy them. If not, i wont and so far, i like them.

 

[SusanK]

He ruined my favorite show, two and a half men.

Now we know who the half is