Oh, THX1139, you know me all too well. Funny how that is considering we've never even exchanged any words with one another, let alone you actually, you know, knowing me.
I've been to istockphoto and on both a google web and image search, but haven't found anything that grabbed my attention. When I posted, I was looking through a book of "1000 greetings" hoping to find some inspiration there. Perhaps I will tomorrow when I continue. I hadn't thought to look on Flickr, so actually thanks for that suggestion.
Regarding actually going to a card shop to look, I've spent more time in there than you would guess. For the 18 months my girlfriend and I have been together, I've given her a different greeting card each and every week (except for one...oops), plus additional ones for some of the holidays. Hopefully, you can accept as proof the attachments below, which were photographed with my phone at my work so that I wouldn't get her the same card twice but that became a hassle so I stopped.
Regardless, you won't find a ton of well designed birthday cards that aren't trying to be funny, or have annoying Hoops & Yo-yo sounds, or rely on pictures of real or created famous people. Most of what's left are flowery, overly sentimental ones- not exactly what I'm looking for.
I'll admit that Dr. Phil is more than a bit crazy, but I believe him when he says that the most accurate predictor of future behavior is relevant past behavior. You'd be hard pressed to find any relevant past behavior on this forum of me looking to steal other people's ideas. But, you're probably right, after 2739 posts, I'm probably looking to start now.
I do, however, appreciate you taking the time to read the original post. I'm going to assume that today was a bad day for you- I'm sorry for whatever it was that happened- and hope that tomorrow will be better. Furthermore, have a great night!