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No!!!! no!!! NOOOO!!! NOT in the water!!!! no!!!! Apple hasn't developed the MacBook Aqua yet, this is just a MacBook Air!!
...and waterproof! That is the whole point. The MacBook Aqua will be 100% waterproof. Up to 1000m underwater.
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"Odd Jobs" good too...
"Odd Jobs" good too...
I wonder if they will bring back the backlighted keyboard ?
"Now....we have something very special that we think you are going to love.... we have been working on this for over 10 years....and we could not be more pleased with the result"
"The era of terrestrial computing has already been firmly established.... what we here at Apple realized.... that the planet is over 67% water.... That's 67% of unused space !... "
"What if we could use our computers while swimming in the water?"
"What if we could take our computers along with us in deep sea dives?"
"How about when you are surfing?"
"In the tub?"
"The problem is, that water and computing do not mix...."
"But we have found a way"
"And we think this is an opportunity for us where our computers could revolutionize the way we use and think about computing...."
"We call it.....the Macbook Aqua"
"Imagine !...now with the Apple Macbook Aqua, you can facetime while you are swimming !.... we call it "Facedive"...
"Have an important document that needs editing, but you are 20 feet below the surface? Only Apple provides you with the ability to "surf" while you are under the surf!"... with it's revolutionary iTether buoyant antenna*
"And because the new Macbook Aqua is powered by ions in the water... you never have to worry about plugging it in..... just fill up a bath tub.... or throw it** in a pond and you are ready to go"
"The new Apple Macbook Aqua.... simple, waterproof***, charged by the earth, magical**** "
* Not compatible with AT&T services **Apple warranty does not cover damage caused by throwing the Macbook Aqua *** up to 500 meters ****only available in glossy screen option
"Now....we have something very special that we think you are going to love.... we have been working on this for over 10 years....and we could not be more pleased with the result"
"The era of terrestrial computing has already been firmly established.... what we here at Apple realized.... that the planet is over 67% water.... That's 67% of unused space !... "
"What if we could use our computers while swimming in the water?"
"What if we could take our computers along with us in deep sea dives?"
"How about when you are surfing?"
"In the tub?"
"The problem is, that water and computing do not mix...."
"But we have found a way"
"And we think this is an opportunity for us where our computers could revolutionize the way we use and think about computing...."
"We call it.....the Macbook Aqua"
"Imagine !...now with the Apple Macbook Aqua, you can facetime while you are swimming !.... we call it "Facedive"...
"Have an important document that needs editing, but you are 20 feet below the surface? Only Apple provides you with the ability to "surf" while you are under the surf!"... with it's revolutionary iTether buoyant antenna*
"And because the new Macbook Aqua is powered by ions in the water... you never have to worry about plugging it in..... just fill up a bath tub.... or throw it** in a pond and you are ready to go"
"The new Apple Macbook Aqua.... simple, waterproof***, charged by the earth, magical**** "
* Not compatible with AT&T services **Apple warranty does not cover damage caused by throwing the Macbook Aqua *** up to 500 meters ****only available in glossy screen option
I wonder if they will bring back the backlighted keyboard ?
"Now....we have something very special that we think you are going to love.... we have been working on this for over 10 years....and we could not be more pleased with the result"
"The era of terrestrial computing has already been firmly established.... what we here at Apple realized.... that the planet is over 67% water.... That's 67% of unused space !... "
"What if we could use our computers while swimming in the water?"
"What if we could take our computers along with us in deep sea dives?"
"How about when you are surfing?"
"In the tub?"
"The problem is, that water and computing do not mix...."
"But we have found a way"
"And we think this is an opportunity for us where our computers could revolutionize the way we use and think about computing...."
"We call it.....the Macbook Aqua"
"Imagine !...now with the Apple Macbook Aqua, you can facetime while you are swimming !.... we call it "Facedive"...
"Have an important document that needs editing, but you are 20 feet below the surface? Only Apple provides you with the ability to "surf" while you are under the surf!"... with it's revolutionary iTether buoyant antenna*
"And because the new Macbook Aqua is powered by ions in the water... you never have to worry about plugging it in..... just fill up a bath tub.... or throw it** in a pond and you are ready to go"
"The new Apple Macbook Aqua.... simple, waterproof***, charged by the earth, magical**** "
* Not compatible with AT&T services **Apple warranty does not cover damage caused by throwing the Macbook Aqua *** up to 500 meters ****only available in glossy screen option
Iced tea up my nose, great. Dinner and laughing don't mix.
This is epic.
I wonder if they will bring back the backlighted keyboard ?
"Now....we have something very special that we think you are going to love.... we have been working on this for over 10 years....and we could not be more pleased with the result"
"The era of terrestrial computing has already been firmly established.... what we here at Apple realized.... that the planet is over 67% water.... That's 67% of unused space !... "
"What if we could use our computers while swimming in the water?"
"What if we could take our computers along with us in deep sea dives?"
"How about when you are surfing?"
"In the tub?"
"The problem is, that water and computing do not mix...."
"But we have found a way"
"And we think this is an opportunity for us where our computers could revolutionize the way we use and think about computing...."
"We call it.....the Macbook Aqua"
"Imagine !...now with the Apple Macbook Aqua, you can facetime while you are swimming !.... we call it "Facedive"...
"Have an important document that needs editing, but you are 20 feet below the surface? Only Apple provides you with the ability to "surf" while you are under the surf!"... with it's revolutionary iTether buoyant antenna*
"And because the new Macbook Aqua is powered by ions in the water... you never have to worry about plugging it in..... just fill up a bath tub.... or throw it** in a pond and you are ready to go"
"The new Apple Macbook Aqua.... simple, waterproof***, charged by the earth, magical**** "
* Not compatible with AT&T services **Apple warranty does not cover damage caused by throwing the Macbook Aqua *** up to 500 meters ****only available in glossy screen option
oh god. this needs to be sent to The Onion for them to create a news video out of it!!!!!
While on the subject... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA
In case any of us still haven't seen this.