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Bling Bling

lexus

lexus

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Hi there,
You know how now days you can buy a $70k cellphone coated in diamonds and a $800k laptop also coated in diamonds I was wondering what other ridiculously blingy things there are.

So if you know any thing just stick a pic here.
 
Bling Teeth.

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lexus said:
Ha I saw that on gizmodo it was hilarious. Do you think that it will catch on?
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As retarded as spinners were they caught on. So long as it is in a rap video you will be seeing it on escalades and GMC Yukon Denali's soon enough..

Ed
 
I never thought I would actually see this in real life but a couple weeks ago I saw a group of kids walking towards the bus stop with gold teeth (probably caps) :rolleyes:
Until then I had thought it was just somethingyou saw on MTV.
 
vniow said:
I never thought I would actually see this in real life but a couple weeks ago I saw a group of kids walking towards the bus stop with gold teeth (probably caps) :rolleyes:
Until then I had thought it was just somethingyou saw on MTV.
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You should have taken a picture
 
vniow said:
I never thought I would actually see this in real life but a couple weeks ago I saw a group of kids walking towards the bus stop with gold teeth (probably caps) :rolleyes:
Until then I had thought it was just somethingyou saw on MTV.
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Several of my juniors and seniors (in beautiful, downtown Providence, RI) are wearing fake gold caps.

I don't get it, but it's the popular kids who are wearing them, so I think we all know where this is going ....
 
thedude110 said:
Several of my juniors and seniors (in beautiful, downtown Providence, RI) are wearing fake gold caps.

I don't get it, but it's the popular kids who are wearing them, so I think we all know where this is going ....
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Yea, premature tooth decay.
I bet dentists LOVE makeing these things, a good way to create a new generation of people needing massave dental rehabilitation. Crowns are what, $700-$1200 each these days?
 
When I was 5 or so, I chipped one of my front teeth. My parents were bastards, so I had a silver cap on my tooth for who knows how long. When I was in grade 2, some guy from grade 12 picked me up and wouldn't put me down, so I bit him with my bling sharp tooth. He dropped me pretty quick.

I was the original badass pimp :p

Nowadays, kids got it easy. Little babies see their first bling right when they're born, cuz momma's got a piercing down there. Hell, babies can chip their teeth on mommy's titty piercings too.

When I was a kid, titty tats were what we called kitty cats, cuz we couldn't talk right. Now every kid's got a momma with real titty tats.

/Where the hell am I going with this?

Bling yo!
 
MarkCollette said:
Hell, babies can chip their teeth on mommy's titty piercings too.
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Wow, I haven't seen the word 'titty' used since I was like 5.

You're probaly right though sorta, I'm a bit afraid to breast-feed when I have kids, for one they'll get a mouthful of tiitanium and two, I don't know if enough milk can pass through a pair of 12-gaugues. :eek:
 
You can't talk about bling without including Vickie's diamond bras.... I think they also have a few bling thongs. How comfortable could it possibly be to have diamonds in your crack??
 

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floriflee said:
How comfortable could it possibly be to have diamonds in your crack??
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How comfortable could it possibly be without diamonds in your crack??

You’ll take my diamonds when you pry them from my cold dead crack!

/Still a little hyper
 
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