Bumper stickers you've seen lately..

[FrankBlack]

I've seen a few lately.

"Earth First! (We'll screw up the other planets later)"

"Nuke their A$$ and take the Gas" And on the same vehicle, this: "They can take my SUV when they pry my cold, dead hands from the steering wheel".

"How's My driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SH**" That car also sported a stylish coat hanger radio antenna.

"Driver carries no cash. He's Married."

And, spotted in a parking lot, one of those magnetic ribbon things said this:
"I support the Chinese magnetic ribbon industry".

 

[camomac]

Salmon Dyed For You.

 

[TheAnswer]

Three I saw (all on the same car):

 

[iSaint]

 

[TheAnswer]

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Ohhh....I love that one. I might have to get that one myself (hopefully my Apple logo will coexist peacefully with it).

 

[adk]

"Coon Hunters do it all Night"

"Gun Control Means Both Hands"

 

[latergator116]

"whoever has the most things when he dies, wins"

 

[killr_b]

I just added this to my car.
The "coexist" sticker has recently become common where I live.

 

[Scarlet Fever]

"Boy + Ute = Man
Man + Ute = Mighty Warrior"

and he was driving one of these. Not the biggest of utes, but with a 6L V8 pushing 300kW, they are damn quick!

 

[xsedrinam]

5 of my favs I've seen over the last few months.

 

[Hopstretch]

"Your stupid war sucks.
Your stupid president sucks.
And you suck, stupid."

On the direct side, even for Massachusetts.

 

[zioxide]

"YANKEES SUCK"

love that one.

 

[MattG]

"If it has tits or wheels, it will give you problems"

 

[juanster]

"Could you please tell your pants it's not polite to point"

Canadian army sticker:
"If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."

"Yes i am an MMA fighter and yes i can f**k your boyfriend up"

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

"If it has tits or wheels, it will give you problems"

I'll do you one better:

"If it floats, flies, or f***s, you're better off renting it."

 

[ErikCLDR]

I saw a great one the other day on a land rover

"barbie called, she wants her jeep back"

it made me think of these

 

[FrankBlack]

"Your stupid war sucks.
Your stupid president sucks.
And you suck, stupid."

On the direct side, even for Massachusetts.

Cambridge, Brookline, or Newton?

 

[iRachel]

I always get a laugh out of of "Jesus, please save me from your followers."

Also, once when I was in Colorado, I saw a bumper sticker that was a spinoff of "my kid and my money go to the Ivy League" - it said "my kid and YOUR money go to the United States Air Force Academy."

 

[iSaint]

Also, once when I was in Colorado, I saw a bumper sticker that was a spinoff of "my kid and my money go to the Ivy League" - it said "my kid and YOUR money go to the United States Air Force Academy."

That's good!

 

[KingYaba]

My one and only bumpersticker: Vote Libertarian and win a free country!

 

[Bobdude161]

Very subtle

"Mohammed is dead
Jesus is alive"

It's true, I was just chillin with Him an hour ago at Starbucks!

 

[siurpeeman]

with all those "my kid is an honor student at x school" bumper stickers, i thought this was quite hilarious.

 

[puckhead193]

^^^
I saw a license plate frame that said "my pitbull is smarter then your honor-roll child"

I like "give blood play hockey"

 

[polevault139]

My friend has one that says "Go Naked!"
I just hope he never takes his own advice.

 

[iSaint]

Very subtle

"Mohammed is dead
Jesus is alive"

It's true, I was just chillin with Him an hour ago at Starbucks!

Nah, Mo's alive. He and Jesus hang out at a bar. Check it out!