"Scientists have created a new material that absorbs more light than any other substance on Earth, giving it a reflectivity value of 0.045 percent. It's also 30 times darker than the standard we currently use to measure what counts as 'black.' It's practically like having a black hole in a fabric, which should lead to some extremely cool t-shirts"
Lemme guess, Kanye's re-upholstering his entire fleet of vehicles right now.