update 2:
i am so suprised that no-one seems to read my update below. I WANT TO RETURN MY MACBOOK PRO, the legal thing is just something to back me uP IN CASE APPLE REFUSE to do so OR charges a ridiculously high RESTOCKING FEE!
and for those who said your powerbook / dell has been hot, go outside to bestbuy and try other computers. I personally USED 3 DIFFERENT CORE DUO LAPTOPs, and i can ASSURE YOU PEOPLE that SONY FE and SE series which features a COREDUO CPU as well as a GEFORCE GO 7400 Graphic card ARE CONFORTABLE TO BE LEFT ON YOUR LAP FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT EVEN YOU ARE PLAYING 3D GAMES SUCH AS ELDER SCROLL OBLIVION!
DON'T F**KING ASSUME EVERY COREDUO LAPTOP SHOULD BE HOT and TRY TO JUSTIFY THE MACBOOK PRO ISSUES.
DON'T F**KING ASSUME EVERY THIN LAPTOP SHOULD HAVE NOISE unless YOU HAVE TRIED THOSE SEXY SAMSUNG AND SONY OUT FIRST.
DON'T F**KING ASSUME EVERYONE SHOULD BE GEEKY ENOGUH TO SPEND DAYS ON APPLE KNOWLEDGE DATABASE AND READ EVERY SINGLE ARTICLES. IF YOU SAY THE MANUAL IS IN THE PACKAGE, FINE, YOU ARE NOT ALLOW TO OPEN THE BOX UNTIL YOU PAID AND TAKE THE MACHINE HOME.
I FEEL SO SORRY ABOUT APPLE AND THE SO CALL CULT ... I WILL BRING IT BACK AS SOON AS I HAV TIME (WE DON'T HAVE APPLE STORE ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY IN UK ) AND IF IT WASN'T FOR THE OS, I WILL NEVER TOUCH A APPLE MADE COMPUTER AGAIN.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, BEFORE ACCUSING SOMEONE STUPID PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED FIRST:
http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=463877&tstart=0