Having just completed a test FaceTime call with a rep at Apple (1.888.FACETIME), it occurs to me that a system of etiquette and standards for FaceTime calls is probably a good idea. Here are my initial ideas:
- No nudity unless both parties agree to it. If I am videochatting with you and suddenly I see your d*** on my screen, that's not cool. (Of course, it probably took about one minute for the first video phone sex call to occur once a couple got their matching iPhone 4s. And that doesn't count the calls made by Apple engineers "testing" the phone. I imagine this will be the unspoken reason why a lot of people use FaceTime.)
- For God's sake, no FaceTime calls while you're on the can. It's bad enough that people make regular phone calls while they're on the toilet.
- If other people are in the room with you, you must disclose this to the person on the other end. No fair having a bunch of people sitting quietly out of eyeshot of the camera but watching what's happening on the screen.
- No aiming the back-side camera at the Sun.