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magicjames92

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No one likes him. He doesn't know what iphone is. Let's have some fun. He does it for attention so heres the plan, someone from macrumors should volunteer to go down there and interview (fake, say your from a famous website or paper or somthin) the 2nd or 3rd guy in line (if hes got a friend or somthin) and call him the 1st in line. The line waiter guy will get mad, and be like, "no im first!" And you should ignore them like they dont exist and report back on what happens. should be classic funny.
 
I say do that... but then have a second camera and a second "interviewer". when he bursts out "i'm #1"....


the second "interviewer" will sneak up behind him, and in a similar fashion as the little monkey crashing two symbols.... blast him with two vanilla cream pies on each side of his face.

then you'll have two perfect camera angles of this and you could make the ultimate youtube video...

just think... smash with pie... smash with pie angle #2... then show it over and over with it getting a little more slo-mo each time.


where is this guy lined up you say?
 
i had a sudden urge to drop everything and head for nyc when i read that. someone please, please, please do this.
 
Somebody get an airsoft pellet gun and wail on that fat slob embarrassing all of us. He's not even a poser, he's totally fake and just there for attention.

On the other hand, that might be too harsh. Just ignore him. It's so stupid.
 
I say let him be. If waiting for...well, EVERYTHING...makes him happy, so be it. That's what America is all about, right?
 
Ummmmmmm, nooo...

but anyhoo i hope the apple workers trap him at 6 pm tomorrow before he can slip away. "FREEZE! no getting out of line now, buddy. now fork over $600."
 
is no one gonna do it? hes making apple users like us look like drunken fat idiots! (no offense to anyone here that is:D ;) :p )
 
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