Seriously, obtain a 750ml bottle of Chardonnay. Chill it. Use a corkscrew—the “waiter’s friend” will suffice—to open it. Then, pour yourself a glass. Consume the entire bottle within the span of 1.09 hours.
Are you, for real, gonna sweat the twenty or thirty bucks difference in resale value you might receive (because you used a case and/or screen protector and kept your battery at 95% instead of 92%) when it’s time to upgrade your device? Come on. I want you to live life. I want you to party like it’s 2014. Turn it up.
Are you, for real, gonna sweat the twenty or thirty bucks difference in resale value you might receive (because you used a case and/or screen protector and kept your battery at 95% instead of 92%) when it’s time to upgrade your device? Come on. I want you to live life. I want you to party like it’s 2014. Turn it up.