Oh same here.
The funny one recently was I got given a high end Dell Precision at work. They tried so hard to make it Apple quality but screwed up nearly everything on it slightly. This was to the point the thing wouldn't even come out of the box properly because the box was poorly designed.
Other problems: fan on all the time, reflective coating on screen like a mirror so I can't run windows in dark mode, won't sleep properly and wakes up in my bag, windows hello doesn't work if the lights are on, speakers sound like someone farting in a bin, keyboard is soggy as hell, one of the USB-C ports didn't work out of the box, blue and orange on the display are ****ed, it rattles if you shake it and if you plug it into the supplied dell dock it disconnects every 2-3 minutes. Edit: checked. Dell Precision 5690, Core Ultra 7, 64G RAM, OLED panel.