I Had a Talk With My Phone

[lilnyc]

I sat down to have a talk with my phone. I told it that IF I can't use both it and the iPhone with the same SIM card, we will have to part ways. I think my phone had a clue already because its been acting up lately -- not connecting to the Internet, dropping calls a LOT, etc. *sigh*

I told my phone not to take it personally. I have a Mac, so I want an iPhone for easier syncing. My phone wasn't buying it, "After all that I have given you" it argued. "My 3G, my video camera and Flash 7. Can that iThing give you THAT?!" I hung my head down, "No, it can't." "Then why are you leaving me? Oh, I get it. You are sooo shallow. It's all about looks, huh? I guess I really never knew you at all." And it powered itself off.

I feel bad, but we had to have the talk...

 

[psycoswimmer]

Is your phone now plotting to kill you? Check if it's muttering to itself in a corner.

 

[/dev/toaster]

I had a talk with my phone yesterday. I sat it down, looked at it dead in the screen and said:

"LOL, you're going to the glue factory"

 

[cire]

lilnyc, I had a talk with your phone this morning. It sent me a list of some of the VERY interesting calls, conversations and websites you've been visiting. It wants me to tell you that if you don't want those released, you'll come to your sense.

I'm just relaying the message

 

[macaddicted]

NOW I finally understand why my Treo won't stay connected to my bluetooth headset(s).

 

[mkrishnan]

Nice.

*Is* there a way to use two phones on the same SIM/account? Well, besides pulling the SIM back and forth between them?

 

[bigjohn]

And it powered itself off.

I keep telling my Razr it ain't gonna happen, how if I drop the iPhone it's because I love it like how I drop the Razr so much. It doesn't believe and is punishing me by not getting emails. 0 Received, 20 Not Received. Also, my Bejeweled subscription expires next week.

 

[JNB]

Been there. Hell, still there...

https://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3665724#post3665724

 

[Gonzlobo]

I speak to my iphone every day, but it's a one-sided conversation. Problem is, it only releases press releases once a day.

 

[Troyte83]

im not even going to talk to mine im just gonna BURN IT!!!!!

 

[Virtualball]

I feel your pain. I talked to my phone, infact it was in January. I told it, "Look it's gotta end between you and I." Two weeks later, I found it on the floor with a cracked screen... I think it took the plunge.

True story.

I now have a cool Samsung Slider, I've decided to tell it the day before I get the iPhone.

 

[thejedipunk]

im not even going to talk to mine im just gonna BURN IT!!!!!

Enjoy your poisonous and pollutant gases as well as the resulting electrical fire.