If iPhone were a religion, what would be the 10 commandments?
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If iPhone were a religion...
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Thou shalt not trust false prophets (NexusOne, Droid, etc).
i kid, i kid, I'm sure they are perfectly wonderful phones (as described by users in this forum that own them), just having a bit of fun
i kid, i kid, I'm sure they are perfectly wonderful phones (as described by users in this forum that own them), just having a bit of fun
Thou shalt not curse a lack of 3g?
thou shall not place my USB cord in a child's mouth?
Thou shalt not update Twitter while driving a semi thru a school zone?
thou shall not place my USB cord in a child's mouth?
Thou shalt not update Twitter while driving a semi thru a school zone?
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's iPhone accessories.
Thou shalt not bitch about dropped calls.
Honor your dock and your USB cable.
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Honor your Genius and your replacement iPhone.
Thou shalt not bitch about dropped calls.
Honor your dock and your USB cable.
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Honor your Genius and your replacement iPhone.
Since religion requires faith:
1) Trust the holy trinity of Steve, AT&T, and the iPhone
2) Thou shall not covet your neighbors carrier (e.g. Verizon)
3) Thou shall not adulter the sanctity of the iPhone beauty through jailbreaking (and then complain about crashing)
4) Thou shall not be ashamed of a naked screen
5) Thou shall not part the water/or walk on water with the iPhone (it's hydrophobic)
6) Thou shall not request tethering
8) Thou shall not try to break your contract early to get the latest iPhone
9) Thou shall not go a day without praying to the iPhone at the altar of the charger
10) Thou shall never admit to owning a fart/shaking boob/beer pouring app.
1) Trust the holy trinity of Steve, AT&T, and the iPhone
2) Thou shall not covet your neighbors carrier (e.g. Verizon)
3) Thou shall not adulter the sanctity of the iPhone beauty through jailbreaking (and then complain about crashing)
4) Thou shall not be ashamed of a naked screen
5) Thou shall not part the water/or walk on water with the iPhone (it's hydrophobic)
6) Thou shall not request tethering
8) Thou shall not try to break your contract early to get the latest iPhone
9) Thou shall not go a day without praying to the iPhone at the altar of the charger
10) Thou shall never admit to owning a fart/shaking boob/beer pouring app.
Couldn't have said some of those better...
Also, thou shall not complain on the restrictions of cell data.
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Wow, I take it you guys have alot of time on your hands. Is this your guys first iPhone.
Wow, I take it you guys have alot of time on your hands. Is this your guys first iPhone.
1. Thou shall not ask questions without Googling first
2. Thou shall not question the wisdom of Apple
3. Thou shall not covet a Nexus One
4. Thou shall not worship any God other than the Dev Team
5. Thou shall not send money to iphoneunlockuk.com
2. Thou shall not question the wisdom of Apple
3. Thou shall not covet a Nexus One
4. Thou shall not worship any God other than the Dev Team
5. Thou shall not send money to iphoneunlockuk.com
These are brilliant, thanks!
Where this comes from - a friend needs to do a 5 min presentation on something kinda goofy to a tech-saavy crowd. We came up with the idea "why iPhone is my new religion" and now are looking for ideas from anyone who knows more about iphones than us. Which is most everyone.
Keep them coming
Where this comes from - a friend needs to do a 5 min presentation on something kinda goofy to a tech-saavy crowd. We came up with the idea "why iPhone is my new religion" and now are looking for ideas from anyone who knows more about iphones than us. Which is most everyone.
Keep them coming
