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I'd ask if was he was once taken by aliens, and was it them that gave him the ideas for the 200+ patents in the iPhone.

oh, and I'd ask him for his autograph, and a picture of me, with him
 
Can I be the next CEO of Apple? If not that, can I have a cool job at Apple?
I would have him sign my MBP and have a picture of me with him taken.
 
Can I Borrow Some Money?

Forget an interview, the man needs to write a book when (if?)he steps down as CEO. Starting with his plan to revive Apple to what it currently is today. How'd you do it? What'd you have to sacrifice? His vision on products, where he sees the marketplace now and x amount of years down the road. Etc.

- The Don Ditty (aka Mike)
 
...if he is happy. Being such a perfectionist, I would assume that it will take a lot in life to please him.
 
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