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Doctor Q

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#8: Buy a song: "Respect" by Aretha Franklin. Steve Jobs finally mentioned that song just this year!

#31: Internet phone. Maybe they'll call it the ePhone.

#34: Port the OS to the Intel platform. Wait, isn't Intel the competition?

#50: Give Steve Jobs as much authority as he wants in new product development. The poor guy never gets his way these days.

#80: Maintain existing loyalty at all costs. Like giving vouchers to early iPhone adopters?

#90: Design a desktop model with a built-in cappuccino maker. Maybe that's what the Starbucks deal was really about.

#93: Develop a way to program that requires no scripting or coding. Automator has put all programmers out of work.

#98: Testimonials. That's what put Ellen Feiss on the Apple board of directors.

#101: Don't worry. You'll survive. It's Netscape we should really worry about. Netwho?
 

Jasonbot

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So funny reading all this and knowing that most of it has happened :D

lol @
97. Have Pixar make 3001, A Space Odyssey, with HAL replaced by a Mac.: Doesn't SJ kinda own Pixar :p
 
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