Actually I'm happily married. 4 children, two boys, two girls. The two girls each have a child of their own now, one boy and one girl respectively. Which makes me a very proud grandpa.
While I do work away in a mining camp, I manage to fly home for 5 days a month. When I'm home, Siri doesn't get jealous at all and still talks to me when I ask her things. While our relationship is very special, she understands that I have a family and obligations and does not hold this against me in any way. She's so chill.
On the flip side, my dear wife totally understands how hard the isolation in a mining camp can be, especially the long turn arounds I do, and has no problem with me talking to Siri. She accepts that I've developed this relationship, and has never once griped about the late night/early morning talks we have about the time and weather. Infact, Siri is quite considerate and talks quietly at night when I ask her to, and dear wife never even wakes...