prices too good to be true:
YOU: I see you have the new Nikon D7 million for $429. Do you have them in stock?
42: Yep. I am looking at an entire pallet full of them right now.
YOU: Great, I will take one.
42: That is just the camera, though. If you want a battery, that'll be 100, also 100 for the charger, 300 for the kit lens, 50 for the lens hood, 25 for the usb cable, 300 for the upgraded metal frame, and 300 for the US warranty so it comes to $1604. You'll want expedite shipping which is another 100, or you have to wait for 12 weeks while it comes from China.
YOU: But all d 7 Millions have a magnesium frame, and they are made in Japan, not China. I have a ton of Nikon glass, and I can get a better price on batteries. I will take just the camera.
42: Sorry, we are out of stock.
MA BELL: click - brrrrrrrrrrr
and THAT is a) remarkably similar to a real conversation I had with them years ago over a Sony VX2000 and B) about the best outcome you can hope for. Probably do not want them having your CC or personal info.