I used to think Siri wasn’t half bad, mostly because I had no other frame of reference until I tried Google Assistant.
It’s way faster and has boatloads more artificial intuition than Siri does. I can jump back and forth between English and Swedish within the same sentence and it gets it right every time. I can throw it a curveball like ”Alla filmer med Saorsie Ronan” (All movies with Saorsie Ronan”), no probs. Siri fails 10/10 times, I think ”search the roman” was the closest it got.
Recognition quibbles aside, there’s also the matter of what Siri can do when she actually hears you right. I find it to be very hit and miss, and often depressingly stupid. One thing I like to do is ask her to read my latest notifications out loud. Typically you get them in clusters of 5-6 or so because multiple sources are reporting the same breaking news. I want Siri to read all of them in one go, but she insists on being an idiot. It goes like this:
- Read ALL my notificationS.
- You have notifications from V, W, X, Y and Z. You have one notification from V: [blah blah blah]. Would you like me to read THE REST?
- Yes...
- You have one notification from W: [blah blah blah]. Do you want to hear THE REST?
- Yes!
- You have one notification from X: [blah blah blah]. Shall I read ALL OF THEM?
- YES!!??!!
- You have one notification from Y: [blah blah blah]. Would you like me to read THE ENTIRE LIST?
- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
- You have one notification from Z: [blah blah blah]. That’s all I have!
That’s Siri in a nutshell. That frustrating combo of enthusiasm and perplexing stupidity that makes your blood boil.