But - If you want the little guy to be able to reproduce, you may want to get that bad boy off his lap...
Is this the voice of experience speaking??
Are your little guys not "motile" enough??
Yepp, you nailed it! Barely a dog paddle now but they used to move like Phelps' butterfly stroke. All compliments of MBP on lap.
Saved some money on the snippage, too.