The laws of laptop care and feeding.
Apple's laptops are very reliable and have always been good to me. However, a few caveats for any laptop owner:
1. AppleCare is a great investment for laptop owners. Things rarely go wrong, but when they do a MacBook Pro will be prohibitavely expensive to fix.
2. Get a good sleeve. Something with decent padding and a good tight fit. This protects the laptop from occassional bumps and knocks and allows you to use a bag you like rather than the atypical laptop bag.
Also, for any laptop owner keep these things in mind:
a. When moving the laptop make sure to close it. An opened laptop will always be dropped and will land such that the hinges or LCD is broken. This is 4x more likely to happen if the laptop is running an unsaved project minutes before deadline or porn. This is the law of 'here look at this.'
b. Water, beer, or soda within 100 meters of the laptop will spill. Crumbs will get in the keyboard, and strawberry jam inexplicably will end up on the mouse pad.
c. Any cord connected to the laptop will be tripped over. This is a physical law. Plan accordingly.
d. A machine will fail at the worst possible moment, often coinciding with the end of the AppleCare coverage. This can be mitigated by backing-up the hard-drive using a triply redundant system including off-site backup and cuniform tablets. This machine will run until the Sun explodes.
e. You will drop it.
f. You will scratch it.
g. You will dent it.
h. A computer placed on the floor will be stepped on.
i. A computer covered with papers on a desk or table will have something heavy and angular placed on top of it, including feet.
j. If you own a cat, it will be pushed off the desk at least once. They love to watch you flip out. Two cats guarentees one will upchuck on the keyboard.
k. If you own a dog, the laptop will be drooled on. See b.
l. A laptop carelessly tossed into a corner will survive. A laptop gingerly placed on a velvet couch inside a glass case will not. The gods are fickle. See d.
m. If a PC user sits next to you, never scoff, laugh, or otherwise berate their machine. Yours will crash at that very moment. Macs like their users humble.
n. If your significant other wants something done quickly, doing it on the computer is cool, but will always take twice as long as usual. This is not exclusive to laptops, but just about everything.
o. There are more laws. You will figure them out when you get your laptop.
So have fun.