Mac vs. PC Commercial Ideas

[Not Steve Jobs]

You know what would be great? A Mac vs. PC commercial with Steve Jobs as the Mac and Bill Gates as the PC. Sure, Gates would never do it, but it's fun to think about. I don't even know what they'd say, but maybe you guys have ideas. Post them, and any other ideas for a Mac vs. PC commercial that you have. Maybe an Apple super bowl commercial...

Check out these.

 

[clevin]

Steve: I'm cool
Bill: .....
Steve: I'm the GOD to 40 million people
Bill: .....
Steve: .....
Bill: why do you think I care?

It is impossible to be funny.

 

[jodelli]

Mac vs PC is getting kind of old, IMHO.

 

[aaquib]

Steve: I'm cool
Bill: .....
Steve: I'm the GOD to 40 million people
Bill: I'm the dictator to hundreds of millions of people
Steve: But I have the power of the RDF!!!!!!(Reality Distortion Field)
Bill: why do you think I care?
Steve: I'm cool
Bill: .....

It is impossible to be funny.

Fixed

Or how about...

Bill: What are ya doing there Steve?
Steve: Getting ready for my next keynote. They love me.
Bill: Yeah, well Zune owners love me!!!
Steve: Good for them....All 10 of them.
Bill: You wear the same shirt all the time!!!!!
Steve: It's called fashion. Really, why wear different clothes when you can wear the SAME clothes and still look as fashionable?
Bill: Yeah, but how many people are using OS?
Steve: More than the amount of people using a Zune...
Bill: You wear the same shirt all the time!!!
Steve: Hey Bill, would you help me fix my Zune? Oh wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world.

 

[aaquib]

Mac vs PC is getting kind of old, IMHO.

Agreed. Nearly 4 years since the launch of that marketing campaign..

 

[boonlar]

Steve: Hey Bill what are you doing there?
Bill: Giving money to lots of organizations and people who need it.
Steve: GIVING? LOL
Bill: Yeah, you should try it some time Steve.
Steve: AHHAHA BUY MORE IPODS BUY MORE IPODS BUY MORE IPODS

how about that?

 

[happymacuser1]

Idea

Here's a true story that should be used in the mac vs. pc commercials. I have mac outlook at home, I have pc outlook at work. At home when I want to forward an email to my everyone group I can select certain emails I don't want to send it to. At work when I want to forward an email to my everyone group and I delete certain people I don't want to send to I remove them then it asks me do I want to save, NO I don't. I still want to keep my everyone group. So I tell it no after I have removed certain emails. I send it and it sends to everyone anyway. Needless to say I piss certain people off with my emails. PC's are a piece of S**T!

 

[synth3tik]

It would only be great if Linus Torvalds came in and gave them both a swift kick the gonads.

 

[KeriJane]

Here's a funny Jobs as Mac / Gates as PC spoof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4



LINUX beating out PC and Mac?
Nice concept, but...... probably not gonna happen. Mac's the closest thing that's likely to get big-time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3uPZiMmCYI&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=6BFA44CC367CA6E2


Have Fun,
Keri

PS.- It'd be neat if Linux could emulate Mac OS well enough to run Mac programs.
I'd love to see Linux give MS a run for their money.