Man milks cow for free 'Moolatte'

[jsw]

BOZEMAN, Montana (AP) -- Rancher Skip Hougland figured it was an offer he couldn't refuse.

Bring in a cow, get a free "Moolatte."

So he took Bonnie Prince Charles Edward Stuart, a Scottish Highland steer who generally goes by "Charlie," to a local Dairy Queen Tuesday and got a free treat as part of a corporate promotion.

Full story here.

I wonder which rocket scientist approved that promotion... I mean, if enough people bring their cows in, DQ could go under! The effort required to bring a cow into town has to be worth a $2 treat, right?

 

[mlw1235]

I have a DQ up the road from me....

*strokes chin*

Darn, no cow.

Funny stuff though!!

 

[dotnina]

I don't know what he was thinking.

The thing to do is bring in a bunch of BABY COWS ... you can fit more into your truck that way!

 

[emw]

Yeah, tomorrow there'll be a story about how some guy had to go to the emergency room to get a Peanut Buster Parfait surgically removed from his ass after making some comment about his wife and a free Moolatte...

 

[wdlove]

He definitely deserved his reward for his trouble. I remember Dairy Ice Cream fondly, the texture is awesome.

 

[mlw1235]

Yeah, tomorrow there'll be a story about how some guy had to go to the emergency room to get a Peanut Buster Parfait surgically removed from his ass after making some comment about his wife and a free Moolatte...

haha

 

[Kingsnapped]

Yeah, tomorrow there'll be a story about how some guy had to go to the emergency room to get a Peanut Buster Parfait surgically removed from his ass after making some comment about his wife and a free Moolatte...

You win the thread.

I do have access to many cows, and a DQ.. but alas, I lent out my cattle trailer the other day.

No mulat..ahem- Moolatte for me.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

You win the thread.

I do have access to many cows, and a DQ.. but alas, I lent out my cattle trailer the other day.

No mulat..ahem- Moolatte for me.

How far is it? Could you just ride the cow?