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Man sets girlfriend on fire...

iGary

iGary

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May 26, 2004
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OK that's weird enough, but I broke down at this exact gas station when on business in Fort Lauderdale one time (I jumped the median with my rental and blew out both front tires - dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).

Weird.

Link.
 
iGary said:
dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).
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That'll teach ya! Don't you know that Big Macs will kill ya and cell phones will give ya cancer? I guess the car was just trying to save you the agony of drawing it all out.

/thinks he likes Big Macs, but can't remember the last time he had McD's

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Got a little overzealous with snipping the quote there.
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Electro Funk said:
Hey Now... :rolleyes:
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I have honestly never found weirder people on the planet. Now that said, I have lots of friends in Florida, some of which are super people. That doesn't make the majority of the state any more sane.
 
iGary said:
dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).
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What kind of conversation were you having with your cell phone?

Hello my little friend... i wish you were black instead of silver... :p

Just kidding! Don't hit me! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
iGary said:
I have honestly never found weirder people on the planet. Now that said, I have lots of friends in Florida, some of which are super people. That doesn't make the majority of the state any more sane.
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i cant argue with you... there are a lot of transients down here... TONS of wierdos all over the state... (there is an amber alert every other week in FLA)

Edit: But it has much better weather than Ohio!
 
Electro Funk said:
What kind of conversation were you having with your cell phone?

Hello my little friend... i wish you were black instead of silver... :p

Just kidding! Don't hit me! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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*laughs*

Actually it was pretty funny. I was driving this big bull dyke lesbian to PBI to catch a flight home from anerial shoot "flight test," and I ran up the median and basically locked the car onto the sidewalk, then I just manhandled it off with the steering wheel at 40mph. :eek:

Needless to say, she wasn't mad when I called her a cab while I waited for roadside assistance.
 
iGary said:
*laughs*

Actually it was pretty funny. I was driving this big bull dyke lesbian to PBI to catch a flight home from anerial shoot "flight test," and I ran up the median and basically locked the car onto the sidewalk, then I just manhandled it off with the steering wheel at 40mph. :eek:

Needless to say, she wasn't mad when I called her a cab while I waited for roadside assistance.
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Lol... Nice.... something similar happened to me when living in ATL, GA...
was driving and reading a map at the same time and ran up over the curb (on to a sidewalk) and took out a fire Hydrant! sent it into the air! no spraying water or any crazy movie stuff... but i did break my tye rod and leaf springs on the front passenger side.. :eek:

was not one of my better days...:eek:
 
This is not what Usher had in mind with that song about letting it burn. :(

EDIT: I couldn't find the story on CNN, but I did find an article about some man who was the mayor of his town by day and a doorman at a strip club by night. How sweet is that setup? :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
 
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