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Install SMCfancontrol and make profiles to ramp up when your thighs burn.

Buy a Griffin Elevator.

Buy a cooling pad with USB fans (I doubt this will work very well).
 
Ok, thanks so I downloaded SMCfancontrol. What are cooler speeds to put the fans at when I'm surfing the web?
 
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