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Sca1pel

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Apr 9, 2005
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I think it would have been easier to get an actual photo of BG body and all...and then just add the laptop :)
 

w_parietti22

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Apr 16, 2005
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Sca1pel said:
I think it would have been easier to get an actual photo of BG body and all...and then just add the laptop :)

You probably right... I only spent like 5minutes on it so thats why it sucks. :D
 

Lacero

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Jan 20, 2005
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w_parietti22 said:
what do you think?
You should go work for Bill Gates. Your shoddy photoshop skills would fit right in with Microsoft's Vista UI team.
 

katie ta achoo

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May 2, 2005
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Phat_Pat said:
lol


anybody else have any humorous photoshops?

probably not safe for work and DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH, DINNER, BREAKFAST, OR ANY THOUGHT OF FOOD EVER.
I also wouldn't look at that if I were about to go on a date. I'd be turned off men for the next week and a half.

I was doing a GIS for Bill Gates because my friend and I were having a "who's worse" CEO Showdown. When I saw that pic.. I just...

EWW.

but I won! :)

It was my buddy icon for 30 seconds before I realized I would have to look at it every time I sent a message.
then, I changed it back to a foxy clerk.


Yeah, I dunno WTF that is, but it's slightly humorous, completely freaky.

it makes me want to cry
it makes my (future) children want to cry
it makes my babies' babies' babies want to cry


If I'm ever CFO of MS, don't worry--I'll tamper with the books, blame it on Bill, take over, and have two teams working against eachother.. the Windows guys and the virus guys. It'll be like that scene in Pirates of Silicon Valley when Apple is fighting with Mac. It'll be hilarious!

The company will eventually implode, all that will remain will be MS office and clippy.
Muahaha!

/if you can name their current CFO I'll give you a cookie
//HINT *not the one that retired in january...*
///I'll be CFO of EVERYTHING! I'm AWESOME!
 

w_parietti22

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Original poster
Apr 16, 2005
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Seattle, WA
Lacero said:
You should go work for Bill Gates. Your shoddy photoshop skills would fit right in with Microsoft's Vista UI team.

lol. It actually wouldnt be that bad of a drive! :rolleyes: (Traffic is Seattle is horrible)

Well for someone who doesn't have much experience with photoshop, (elements) I thought it was pretty good!
 

steve_hill4

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May 15, 2005
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Savage Henry said:
You can kinda see why he's smiling so much ...

As for w_parietti22's pshop efforts, the lameness makes me laugh really hard that it perversely must be perfect and thus never be improved upon. I absolutely love it.
I think badly put together photo edits are the glue that hold our society together. Without them, all photoshop edits would be realistic looking and people might actually think that these events actually happened.
 

njstaffer

macrumors regular
Sep 8, 2005
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Oklahoma
steve_hill4 said:
I think badly put together photo edits are the glue that hold our society together. Without them, all photoshop edits would be realistic looking and people might actually think that these events actually happened.

The Wisdom of Steve_Hill4...I am truely inspired to make really bad PS edits now!
I'm gonna spend 5 hours to paste together two totally random objects. :rolleyes:
 
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