My Pet Ant

[stevepeck]

Okay this might sound silly, but l was checking my lphone for scratches under my microscope, and l could'nt believe what l saw, yes a .05mm scratch on it, what should l do?.
I am so scared my pet Ant will see it and not like me anymore and make me go buy a Nokia or a Samsung.
I know it sounds all silly but i have seen lots of threads on here about small scratches and now I am getting really paranoid, please help as i cannot afford to lose my pet ant (Anthony- aged 3weeks)

 

[Reefbone]

Sir ! ...

Put down the bong and step away from the iPhone!

 

[lindsayanng]

AHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.. idont know why, but i find this HILARIOUS!! probably because i agre with the fact that people are OBSESSIVE about scratches on their iphone./

 

[Dimwhit]

There's nothing to do but sell your iPhone, take your pet ant, and go join a monastery.

 

[stevepeck]

Update Phew! all sorted

Okay this might sound silly, but l was checking my lphone for scratches under my microscope, and l could'nt believe what l saw, yes a .05mm scratch on it, what should l do?.
I am so scared my pet Ant will see it and not like me anymore and make me go buy a Nokia or a Samsung.
I know it sounds all silly but i have seen lots of threads on here about small scratches and now I am getting really paranoid, please help as i cannot afford to lose my pet ant (Anthony- aged 3weeks)

Update Phew! all sorted My Wife decided to stamp on Anthony now he's dead.
However Im gonna remove the back of my Iphone and place him in it, then bury him in my garden.
I dont know if i should buy that nokia or samsung in his memory or buy a new Iphone and get a new pet, maybey a Bat would be a good choice as they are blind.