Neverland Ranch CLOSED

clayj · Mar 10, 2006

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11752656/

All 69 employees have been barred from entering the ranch, and Michael Jackson has been fined $69,000, for letting the ranch's insurance lapse on January 10th.

It is SO time for Jackson to sell the site of his alleged crimes...

SilentPanda · Mar 10, 2006

Well there goes my summer vacation.

Doctor Q · Mar 10, 2006

OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

~Shard~ · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

Build a Bat-Cave underneath it?

Johnny Rico · Mar 10, 2006

Invite a bunch of little boys over?

Deepdale · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

Start with the basics ... hose it down and purchase industrial sized drums of disinfectant.

puckhead193 · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

throw a member's only party to appreciate us dedicated forum users

blackfox · Mar 10, 2006

Lions and tigers and bears...homeless...oh my!

Isn't MJ in Dubai these days?

clayj · Mar 10, 2006

Deepdale said:
Start with the basics ... hose it down and purchase industrial sized drums of disinfectant.

Follow that up with an exorcism and salting of the ground.

2nyRiggz · Mar 10, 2006

I guess MJ made himself a real park...since its closing down. I wanted to go there and pet the monkey....

nevermind.

Bless

Doctor Q · Mar 10, 2006

puckhead193 said:
throw a member's only party to appreciate us dedicated forum users

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

~Shard~ · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

IJ Reilly · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

Sorry, but Bubbles is now a programmer for Microsoft.

MacNut · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

Will this be an all ages party and will kids get in for free.

Deepdale · Mar 10, 2006

~Shard~ said:
What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

Pajama attire always seems to work best when it is with Hef at his Playboy Mansion.

aricher · Mar 10, 2006

2nyRiggz said:
I wanted to go there and pet the monkey

Apparently Michael beat you to it...
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/jackson%20pleasured%20chimp%20bubbles

puckhead193 · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

hate to be a pain but... you have directions from Long Island NY

~Shard~ · Mar 10, 2006

Deepdale said:
Pajama attire always seems to work best when it is with Hef at his Playboy Mansion.

Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

2nyRiggz · Mar 10, 2006

~Shard~ said:
Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

Oh my eyes! i just vision it..

Bless

Doctor Q · Mar 10, 2006

puckhead193 said:
hate to be a pain but... you have directions from Long Island NY

You didn't give me your address, so I started from the Long Beach Museum of Art.

Google directions

Closeup of the ranch, so you'll know where to find the party.

turbopants · Mar 10, 2006

~Shard~ said:
Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

How true...pretty creepy!

Electro Funk · Mar 10, 2006

Doctor Q said:
OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

I will bring my turntables and plenty of records...

hookahco · Mar 10, 2006

IJ Reilly said:
Sorry, but Bubbles is now a programmer for Microsoft.

AHAHHHAHA.... working for MS might be jsut as bad as working for MJ. less "perks"

Abstract · Mar 10, 2006

~Shard~ said:
What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

Pajama top is good, and a diaper would complete the outfit.

jhu · Mar 10, 2006

will someone please think of the children?!?!?!???

Neverland Ranch CLOSED

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