New AirPods will measure your body temperature.

[GadgetBen]

New AirPods will feature body temperature monitoring amongst other Health and Fitness tracking features when they are released this Fall.

 

[johntw]

New AirPods will feature body temperature monitoring amongst other Health and Fitness tracking features when they are released this Fall.

Nope.

 

[PieTunes]

Not this year. Maybe next year.

 

[gettycb]

nAH THEY WILL MEATURE MY THEART

 

[bigshot]

AND THEY WILL ADMINISTER ELECTRIC SHOCKS IF YOU THINK EVIL THOUGHTS

 

[NastyMatt]

They have next Gen AI CSAM built in. They monitor your thoughts and check them against a known database of 'unwanted' thoughts. Each government can tweak the settings to their own level, China, North Korea and Scotland have already ordered the first 1.5bn pairs of APs.

 

[bigshot]

Mike Lindell is working on a set of nose pods that will insert proper thoughts into your skull through your nasal cavities. So far the technology stinks, but eventually Lindell thinks he will come out smelling like a rose.