Is it just me, the pictures all come out dark, blurry, or plain ugly regardless of lighting. Once in a blue moon I get a decent shot. Is there some setting I am missing, I've tried all the modes.
If your pictures are dark, try dialing in some positive exposure compensation, most cameras have that feature (I don't own a Coolpix, consult your manual.)
Blurry is due to too slow a shutter speed and either subject movement or camera movement. Generally that's from trying to take pictures in low light, adding light (flash) helps that, but you'll want to dial in some negative flash compensation to avoid "deer in the headlights" looking pictures.l
8MP is way too dense for a small point and shoot sensor IMO. Really you should have looked for something in the 4-6MP range at best, as they'll have better low-light performance. I don't know if the P&S market is still waging a megapixel war, but if so it's not a good thing.
Does it have a manual mode? Will it give you a histogram? Understanding exposure will give you a chance to figure out what's going wrong- but if you can't get good pictures outside in daylight, then it's likely operator error or the wrong tool for the kinds of pictures you want rather than the specific camera in your hands.