Oh Watched Pot
You never boil,
Like a FedEx Tracking Number
To which I'm loyal-
Checking each minute
For my iPhone shipping.
At every refresh
The same words "sitting
In Bloomington, California,"
Since the 24th of August.
They should warn ya'
Of this pokeyness.
So I wait, with breath baited
For my iPhone to move
To the next State,
If only to prove
That I should stay here
In good ol' Saint Louie
And not go to California
For my iPhone, personally.
hee, hee!
This is what happens when you're waiting for your iPhone, and the tracking page hasn't changed in 3 WHOLE DAYS! If Apple keeps this up, I'm going to start writing Haiku.
You never boil,
Like a FedEx Tracking Number
To which I'm loyal-
Checking each minute
For my iPhone shipping.
At every refresh
The same words "sitting
In Bloomington, California,"
Since the 24th of August.
They should warn ya'
Of this pokeyness.
So I wait, with breath baited
For my iPhone to move
To the next State,
If only to prove
That I should stay here
In good ol' Saint Louie
And not go to California
For my iPhone, personally.
hee, hee!
This is what happens when you're waiting for your iPhone, and the tracking page hasn't changed in 3 WHOLE DAYS! If Apple keeps this up, I'm going to start writing Haiku.