But what am I supposed to do with the corpse that remains?
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Uh, I think whichever girl eats the most will win it. In untrained fights, size is everything, which must be why Rachel Ray decided to get a head start in preparation for this fight. Giadi would probably lose based on size alone. You can tell she's also quite short if you compare her to the height of the counter-top in her kitchen. She'll have to start eating a bit of her own cooking, me thinks.
Barefoot Contessa has the age advantage. It's not fair, really.