Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit

[rdowns]

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.

Anyone see mad jew lately?

SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

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[.Andy]

Hopefully the forensic evidence will blow the case wide open.

 

[themoonisdown09]

They've definitely got a sticky situation on their hands.

 

[arkitect]

Well every decent thread need pics…

Must have been the "3D formed face" that drove him crazy.
Can't see the appeal myself… but each to their own I guess.

 

[Queso]

If you've ever been to Cairns you'll understand this is actually nothing out of character for the place

That goes for most of Queensland TBH

 

[Abstract]

They all wanted him, you know. Not a single one of them ever turned him down.

 

[yorkshire]

The title of this thread is hilarious!

 

[leishan]

If you've ever been to Cairns you'll understand this is actually nothing out of character for the place

That goes for most of Queensland TBH

Note to self...stay out of Greenland...

 

[branjosef]

He needs to take a LONG and HARD look at what he did. Why there is SOLID and FIRM evidence to support these charges. It's quite a STICKY situation.

 

[Abstract]

Note to self...stay out of Greenland...

Queensland is a state in Australia.