Post your Funniest Spam Mail

[Eric Lewis]

Just Recieved from Kijiji.ca

Dear seller,

Am highly interested to make a immediate purchase of the item you placed on craigslist,I will be offering you $500USD including shipping via Canadian Parcel Air Mail to my daughter who is on a vacation to her granddad in Nigeria...Payment will be processed via paypal as am also a verified and confirmed paypal user so kindly get back to me with your full paypal registered ID including your full name and address..


Will be waiting to hear from you,

Mrs Jessica Antony.

what have you gotten?

 

[Flore]

Great idea for a thread

Received this, not too funny or special, but still... there is no link, no E-Mail address, no bank account to send your money too, no viagra, etc, so not exactly the usual stuff.

Hello Dear



My name is Mrs.Jennifer Peters; I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who
has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I
will not live longer than some weeks because of my health idecided to
WILL/donate the sum of $2 500 000 Two million five hundred thousand
dollars to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.



Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
Orbin Law Firm
Abogado De Justicia
Calle Embajadores,106.2,Madrid,Spain
Notario & Tribunal
Sr Pedro Antonio
Phone/Fax:+34-693-220-723
Email:advocatepedro200@aim.com



and tell him that I have WILLED $2 500 000.00
to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have
been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.



NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as i don't want anything that will jeopardize my last
wish.
>From Mrs.Jennifer Peters.

 

[rdowns]

I'm rich, suckers.

Attention: Dear Prominent User of the Internet

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?
This is from a total cash prize of US 50,000,000 Million dollars,given to the first FIFTY (50) people who will be compensated in this world internet programs.
All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system. Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office,We want
to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with the sum of $1,000,000.00 Million United States Of America Dollars we have authorize MR.CHRISTOPHER STONE to assist you in getting your compensation check across to you.
The name and contact address of the MR.CHRISTOPHER STONE is as follows;
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT:MR.CHRISTOPHER STONE
EMAIL:christopherstone@ymail.com
TEL: +234 802 313 2389
Hope to hear from you soon.
Dr.Ania Collins.
Presidential Library & Museum
Former Director International Online
Lottery Co-coordinator. © 2008 WORLD
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