And by "Wang" I mean your old word processors... Kaypros, Wangs, Brothers, IBMs, etc.
This reminds me of a birthday card that I received from my brother some years ago. I thought it was pretty good considering he was computer illiterate at the time. At the time I used Wang computers at work and Apple (//c and Mac SE) computers at home. Here goes:
On the front was the question:
Who was the first person to use a computer?
On the inside of the card this was written:
Eve.
A bit farther down was written:
She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
I thought that it was pretty good!