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3. It's better for those that recently bought a 2012 model, fearing buyers remorse.
 
7) Now users cannot steal the RAM from their own computer. Safer!
8) You no longer have to worry about any new hard drive developments as you cant use them. Cheaper!
9) Additional contribution to the pension fund for Apple execs means now their great grand kids wont have to work, not just the kids and grandkids. Socially Responsibile!
 
11. You don't have to go to the hassle of locating the right RAM to go in the slots.
12. The twisty RAM cover is BLOODY hard to get off the first time. Now you don't have to worry.
13. You don't have to worry about breaking things doing a DIY repair or upgrade. Now you can just pay Apple lots of money and it'll get fixed.
 
15. It has better graphics so you can enjoy watching your screen saver even more while it takes twice as long converting video.
 
16 fixed again: Give people more reasons to whine about Apple and then try and paint any pro Apple post as apologetic.

You almost had it:

16. Give people another reason to laugh at Apple and then easily show pro Apple posts as apologetic.
 
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