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Jiddick ExRex

macrumors 65816
Original poster
May 14, 2006
1,469
0
Roskilde, DK
The past week or so I have waken up with nightmare about dropping my iBook, dropping it in the snow, dropping juice on it, ruining it, ruining the Marware exterior etc. etc. EVERY NIGHT!

What do you think this means?
 

After G

macrumors 68000
Aug 27, 2003
1,583
1
California
You'll eventually have something happen if you let that sort of thing bother you. It's just a nightmare buddy.

Just:
  • don't drink near your computer
  • always leave it on a table
  • pack it away when not in use
  • set an alarm to the room it's in
  • buy an attack dog and chain it to the table near your notebook
  • never take your notebook outside
  • never share with your friends
  • always have a knife handy to stab would-be thieves
  • change your diet and activities to specifically avoid water in any form (solid, liquid or gas), juice, and any lifting of the notebook 1 inch or more above the surface it's resting on.
  • and NEVER relax around your notebook.
The moment you let your guard down, it's all over. :p :D
 
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