Daily Mail? Really?
If you add it all up, these scientists say everything causes cancer. A third of people will get cancer in their lifetime, so beyond obvious correlations like heavy smoking, it’s far too broad to pin down to tiny specifics. I’m goddamn sick of reading articles about what causes cancer.
Don’t drink alcohol at all, or you’ll increase the risk of cancer. But make sure you drink one glass of wine a day, because if you don’t, you increase the risk of cancer.
Bacon increases the risk of cancer. Or maybe it doesn’t. Depends on how the whitecoat hack is feeling for their tumour-of-the-day musings.
Anyway, I read the article. It basically boiled down to “we can’t prove anything and there’s no correlation. But it can’t be good to wear wireless earphones, right? Therefore cancer.”