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EGT

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"Visitors to Amora...will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm". What are the other 5 zones, I'd like to know?!

"People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily."

Alton Towers for me. :p

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Physiology and Erogeny Zone
Foreplay and Erogeny Zone
Pleasure and Orgasm Zone
Fantasy and Lifestyles Zone
Sexual Wellbeing
Attraction, Love and Relationships
Aphrodesia Lounge

http://www.amoralondon.com/
 
EGT said:
"People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily."
Im reading Frankenstein right now.
Oh, the possibilities....
 
£15 entrance fee? Hilarious.

Completely naff and squarely aimed at tourists. The Trocadero (a graveyard on the lower levels) is the perfect place for this... I give it 18 months before it closes.
 
There's already a sex theme park close to the UK.........the place is called Amsterdam.

mad jew said:
I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.

British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."
 
Will someone please tell me what this sex thing is?? :confused: Everybody keeps talking about it instead of the weather or petrol prices and --- am I missing out on something?
 
iGary said:
You guys rock. :D

Is that remark to do with sex as well? :confused: I've just looked 'sex' up on Wiki and ---- is what it says on there for real? Um - er - do people REALLY do those things? :eek: How VERY interesting.
 
doesn't sound as interesting as the Sex Museum in NYC :p... Most zoo animals are too bored to have sex anyway, I've read an article where the Chinese are so excited that their pandas are mating for the first time in 7 years and there was a hoopla about that with pictures and everything :D it was quite... boring, no wonder they don't do it more often
 
Abstract said:
British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

:eek:

Wow. That was halarious.
 
Abstract said:
British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

Speaking from experience there, Abstract? :p And all this time we thought you were Canadian!

:D
 
Zeeshan said:
lol...any rollercoasters?? hehehe.

no mary-go-round either. :(

:rolleyes: :p :D

this cracked me up too (no pun intended).
 

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Chip NoVaMac said:
Darn, I was hoping for something like Westworld - where nothing can go wrong... go wrong.. go wrong :D
You read my mind.

Imagine if this thing did go wrong, like Westworld or Jurassic Park. "We've lost control of the Amazons with the whips! Everyone flee for your lives!" Or maybe these silcone dolls would hold you down and smother you to death with their big breasts. :D

In reality, this sounds kinda pathetic to me...like making a public institution out of those blow-up dolls for guys who can't get a date.
 
They'll have to put a burger bar in the Female G-Spot Zone to give the menfolk reason to search for it.

Although I think the only reason we've opened this is to prove to the tourists that we're not all gay :D
 
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